2.13.2013

gARTh's 2011 Movie Awards

WINNERS: 2011

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Film:
Hugo


Director:
Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist

Actor:
George Clooney - The Descendants

Actress:
Viola Davis - The Help

Supporting Actor:
Christopher Plummer - Beginners

Supporting Actress:
Octavia Spencer - The Help

Adapted Screenplay:
George Clooney, Grant Heslov & Beau Willimon - The Ides of March

Original Screenplay:
Woody Allen - Midnight in Paris

Editing:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Cinematography:
The Tree of Life

Stuntwork:
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Art Direction:
Hugo

Costume Design:
The Artist

Make-Up:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Visual Effects:
Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Sound Mixing:
Hugo

Music - Original Score:
Cliff Martinez - Drive

Music - Original Song: (select link to listen)
Kermit the Frog & the Muppets - "Pictures in My Head" - The Muppets


Music - Use of Previously Recorded Song; Feature:
Bjork featuring Skunk Anansie & Marius de Vries - "Army of Me (Sucker Punch Remix)" - Sucker Punch

Music - Use of Previously Recorded Song; Trailer:
Karen O, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (Led Zeppelin) - "Immigrant Song" - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Animated Feature Film:
The Adventures of Tintin


Documentary Feature Film:
The Interrupters
 

Foreign Language Film:
13 Assassins (Jûsan-nin no shikaku)


Animated Performance:
Andy Serkis - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Villainous Performance:
Min-sik Choi  - I Saw the Devil (Akmareul boatda)

Comedic Performance:
Rainn Wilson - Super

Cameo / Bit-Part Performance:
Hugh Jackman - X-Men: First Class

Breakthrough Performance:
Joel Courtney  - Super 8

Breakthrough Filmmaker:
Joe Cornish - Attack the Block

Cast:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Scene:
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - Holmes and Moriarty duel, inside each other's minds.

Quote:
Attack the Block - "This is too much madness to explain in one text!"

Tagline:
Super - "Shut Up, Crime!"

Poster Art: (select link to view)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (One Sheet)


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Most Underrated Film:

Films that did not receive a wide release, were unsuccessful at the box office, were not nominated for any major awards or receive acclaim at any major film festivals, and were generally unknown to most audiences at the time of their release... but were well-liked by most critics and audiences that did happen to see them.

Some Guy Who Kills People - Directed by Jack Perez. Written by Ryan A. Levin.


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"Grindhouse" Film Award:

Films that uphold the "Grindhouse" traditions of off-beat, exploitative, and taboo subjects, guerilla filmmaking techniques, and unconventional narrative structures, without which filmmaking as a whole cannot move forward.

Red State


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Special Achievement Award:

The entire cast and crew of the Harry Potter series (2001-2011).

Never before has an undertaking of this magnitude been carried through to such an end in the world of film. Eight films, all of which are epics in both tone and scale, with a continuously growing yet consistent cast of many of the greatest actors of our time, and with each film maintaining the highest levels of filmmaking quality.

The only other film series that go on for this long are horror film franchises, but they lack, among many things, this level of consistency in story, tone and cast. If The Lord of the Rings series had five more films, then it would be the closest comparison. Star Wars, while having six films in its series, are technically two series because of the major tonal differences and obvious casting differences in the two separate-yet-connected trilogies. The James Bond films change casts, and tones, with the times. There is no real comparison... nothing like Harry Potter has been THIS fully realized before.

Bringing the extraordinary series to life ten years ago was veteran family-film director Chris Columbus, whose first two films, 2001's The Sorcerer's Stone and 2002's The Chamber of Secrets, brought the magic, in more ways than one, and characters to wondrous life. With the third film, 2004's The Prisoner of Azkaban, auteur director Alfonso Cuarón made the world feel real like never before, not only to make the impossible seem possible, but also to show that the darkness and dangers faced were emotional, not simply plot devices. Director Mike Newell continued on this path with the fourth installment, 2005's The Goblet of Fire, up to that point the darkest of the series, pushing the emotions even higher and characters even further. With each film, as the characters grew, so did each film's understanding that for good to triumph over evil, hardships would have to be endured, sacrifices would have to be made, and personal choices, for better or worse, would have to be lived with. Lessons of such complexity are rarely found in blockbuster films, be they of the family genre or otherwise.

Director David Yates crafted the final four films, and while his first at the helm, 2007's The Order of the Phoenix, is in my opinion the least best in the series due to the brisk pace of the action and lack of story explanation, character motivation, and all of the subtle moments that draw audiences in, he has with every subsequent film fine-tuned his craft to make the films better and better as they draw to a close. In that way, 2009's The Half-Blood Prince was an immediate improvement, and almost wound up with a Best Film nomination that year on this list. The two-part finale, 2010's The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and 2011's The Deathly Hallows: Part 2, are among the best fantasy films ever made.

Now, while the last story is technically one story told over two films, they both match tonally while standing on their own feet, which means they work as one continuous story or as stand alone films. (Obviously, you can't follow what's going on without having seen the first part, but the same can be said about the entire series, or any other series like this. There are enough film franchises and episodic television shows out there that audiences should be aware by now of the pitfalls of jumping into an ongoing story in the middle or at the end). The break between the two films in the middle of the story is a perfect stopping/jumping off point, and doesn't feel any different than the break up of the overall story into seven other films.

As far as buildup goes, not only is The Deathly Hallows building up towards the inevitable conclusion to the series, but it is in itself the culmination of the building up of characters and stories that got their start in 2001's The Sorcerer's Stone. Ten years of build up, and the payoff is finally and gloriously realized. Everything is thrown at this film, with huge set pieces and so many characters played by now-familiar faces that it should by all rights be an impossible task to follow the flow of action and the development of any sort of character interaction. But you can (a testamant to screenwriter Steve Kloves, who wrote 7 of the 8 films, with Michael Goldenberg writing the fifth film). The film follows, as the series on film has since the beginning, the journey of Harry. Like any literary adaptation, there are things cut out, moments that are close to reader's hearts that are either removed or merely hinted at, but as a film it follows the lead character first and foremost... and that is a wise move. Plenty of adaptations don't know how to include what's necessary and make sacrifices for the betterment of the film, and they attempt to include everything and suffer for it.

In the end, this series will be remembered in part because it was done, from the beginning in 2001 to the end in 2011, with a love and integrity unmatched in film. So many stories get bogged down in changes, in casting, crew, etc. due to those involved wanting to move on. Or the excitement from the fans dries up, and so each subsequent films fall prey to budgetary cuts or lack of enthusiasm. Most series never continue to the end of the story as they should, and even if they do, each release is lacking from the last and obviously not up to the standards set when the series was begun. Sometimes, they're continued direct-to-video/DVD/Blu-ray, and the quality has dropped so far that the entire series, other than maybe the first film, is generally forgotten, mocked - or both.

It is a wonder, then, how a series like this was able to sustain itself where others have failed? That the fanbase not only maintained interest but grew and became more interested with each film. That the box office receipts kept pouring in. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 was not only the highest grossing Harry Potter film, and the highest grossing film of 2011 both domestically and internationally, but broke box-office records and ended up as the third highest grossing film ever made by the time the year was out.

Many of the films that receive this Special Achievement Award are also the highest-grossing films of the year. This is not because the business side of filmmaking is so important, it's because there's a reason why so many people went to see these films. A film doesn't earn over a billion dollars simply because the core fanbase loved it. Its reach is far greater than that.

Films such as these, The Lord of the Rings series, which won a Special Acheivement Award in 2003 for similar reasons and helped in some way to pave the way for franchises like Harry Potter to continue (hopefully, the Harry Potter series will pave the way for something even greater in our future), The Dark Knight (Special Achievement Award 2008), and Avatar (Special Achievement Award 2009), are given a special nod, not due to their money-making abilities or popularity, because they are important to the overall fabric of film history.

Despite their flaws and many detractors (not everyone is going to absolutely love these films, but there are far more ways to think about film that strictly loving and hating. If those are the only two ways a person looks at a film, in such a black-and-white/good-and-bad manner with no middle-ground, no grey area, and no room for all of the infinite possiblities in-between, then that person is truly missing out on so much that films, and the entire world of the arts, have to offer), these films have reached - truly reached - more people than most films could dream of, entertaining, dazzling, inspiring, and giving the ENTIRE world something that for a few hours we can all relate to and/or get lost in. Films like these are not always the very best films ever made, but they are perfect examples of why films still continue to amaze us.

The Harry Potter series is a story of friendship, love, growing up, dealing with loss and betrayal, understanding and recognizing our differences while focusing on what we have in common, risking all for what's right and protecting those in need, learning right from wrong from within the grey areas of life, coping with death, overcoming obstacles both large and small, learning who you truly are and standing behind what you believe... and that's just the scratching the surface. A story that brought magic to the hearts of moviegoers for a decade. A story that's universally identifiable and yet unlike any before it.

I congratulate and thank each and every person that worked on these films, from the more than 85 principle cast members, the four directors, the two screenwriters, to the unnamable amounts of crewmembers who tirelessly worked on building a world that we had never seen the likes of before, and of course author J.K. Rowling whose imagination sparked this whole series to begin with, and wish them all the best in future endeavors.


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- gARTh -

1.19.2013

gARTh's 2012 Movie Awards: Nominations

gARTh's 2012 Movie Awards


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NOMINATIONS

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The following is what I hope to be an all-encompassing list of nominated films, performances, and technical achievements for films released in the year 2012.

Links have been provided for further information on nominated films, songs, and to view images.

Please submit your votes by Monday February 18, 2013. Thank you for your participation.

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Film:

[ ]    Amour
[ ]    Argo
[ ]    Django Unchained
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Looper
[ ]    Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Skyfall
[ ]    Zero Dark Thirty

Director:

[ ]    Ben Affleck - Argo
[ ]    Kathryn Bigelow - Zero Dark Thirty
[ ]    Michael Heneke - Amour
[ ]    Tom Hooper - Les Misérables
[ ]    Ang Lee - Life of Pi
[ ]    Sam Mendes - Skyfall
[ ]    David O. Russell - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Steven Spielberg - Lincoln
[ ]    Quentin Tarantino - Django Unchained
[ ]    Benh Zeitlin - Beasts of the Southern Wild

Actor:

[ ]    Bradley Cooper - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Daniel Day-Lewis - Lincoln
[ ]    Jamie Foxx - Django Unchained
[ ]    John Hawkes - The Sessions
[ ]    Dwight Henry - Beasts of the Southern Wild
[ ]    Hugh Jackman - Les Misérables
[ ]    Denis Lavant - Holy Motors
[ ]    Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe
[ ]    Joaquin Phoenix - The Master
[ ]    Denzel Washington - Flight

Actress:

[ ]    Jessica Chastain - Zero Dark Thirty
[ ]    Marion Cotillard - Rust and Bone
[ ]    Keira Knightley - Anna Karenina
[ ]    Diane Kruger - Farewell, My Queen (Les Adieux à la reine)
[ ]    Jennifer Lawrence - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Helen Mirren - Hitchcock
[ ]    Emmanuelle Riva - Amour
[ ]    Quvenzhané Wallis - Beasts of the Southern Wild
[ ]    Naomi Watts - The Impossible
[ ]    Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Smashed

Supporting Actor:

[ ]    Alan Arkin - Argo
[ ]    Javier Bardem - Skyfall
[ ]    Robert De Niro - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Leonardo DiCaprio - Django Unchained
[ ]    John Goodman - Flight
[ ]    Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Master
[ ]    Tommy Lee Jones - Lincoln
[ ]    Michael Peña - End of Watch
[ ]    Sam Rockwell - Seven Psychopaths
[ ]    Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained

Supporting Actress:

[ ]    Amy Adams - The Master
[ ]    Judi Dench - Skyfall
[ ]    Ann Dowd - Compliance
[ ]    Sally Field - Lincoln
[ ]    Anne Hathaway - Les Misérables
[ ]    Helen Hunt - The Sessions
[ ]    Nicole Kidman - The Paperboy
[ ]    Kelly Reilly - Flight
[ ]    Maggie Smith - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
[ ]    Jackie Weaver - Silver Linings Playbook

Adapted Screenplay:

[ ]    Lucy Alibar & Benh Zeitlin - Beasts of the Southern Wild
[ ]    Simon Beaufoy - Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
[ ]    Stephen Chbosky - The Perks of Being a Wallflower
[ ]    Tony Kushner - Lincoln
[ ]    David Magee - Life of Pi
[ ]    William Nicholson - Les Misérables
[ ]    Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins & Billy Ray - The Hunger Games
[ ]    David O. Russell - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Chris Terrio - Argo
[ ]    Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachwoski & Lana Wachowski - Cloud Atlas

Original Screenplay:

[ ]    Paul Thomas Anderson - The Master
[ ]    Wes Anderson & Roman Coppola - Moonrise Kingdom
[ ]    Mark Boal - Zero Dark Thirty
[ ]    Derek Connolly - Safety Not Guaranteed
[ ]    Drew Goddard & Joss Whedon - The Cabin in the Woods
[ ]    Michael Heneke - Amour
[ ]    Rian Johnson - Looper
[ ]    John Logan, Neal Purvis & Robert Wade - Skyfall
[ ]    Martin McDonagh - Seven Psychopaths
[ ]    Quentin Tarantino - Django Unchained

Editing:

[ ]    Argo
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Django Unchained
[ ]    End of Watch
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Looper
[ ]    Skyfall
[ ]    Zero Dark Thirty

Cinematography:

[ ]    The Amazing Spider-Man
[ ]    Anna Karenina
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Django Unchained
[ ]    Dredd 3D
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Prometheus
[ ]    Skyfall

Stuntwork:

[ ]    The Amazing Spider-Man
[ ]    The Bourne Legacy
[ ]    The Dark Knight Rises
[ ]    Dragon (Wu Xia)
[ ]    Haywire
[ ]    Marvel's The Avengers
[ ]    Premium Rush
[ ]    The Raid: Redemption
[ ]    Skyfall
[ ]    Total Recall

Art Direction:

[ ]    Anna Karenina
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Dark Shadows
[ ]    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Prometheus
[ ]    A Royal Affair (En kongelig affære)
[ ]    Snow White and the Huntsman

Costume Design:

[ ]    Anna Karenina
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Dark Shadows
[ ]    Farewell, My Queen (Les Adieux à la reine)
[ ]    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
[ ]    Holy Motors
[ ]    The Hunger Games
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Snow White and the Huntsman

Make-Up:

[ ]    The Cabin in the Woods
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Django Unchained
[ ]    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
[ ]    Holy Motors
[ ]    The Hunger Games
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Looper
[ ]    Men in Black 3
[ ]    Prometheus

Visual Effects:

[ ]    The Amazing Spider-Man
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    The Dark Knight Rises
[ ]    Dredd 3D
[ ]    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Marvel's The Avengers
[ ]    Prometheus
[ ]    Snow White and the Huntsman
[ ]    Total Recall

Sound Mixing:

[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    The Dark Knight Rises
[ ]    The Grey
[ ]    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Life of Pi
[ ]    Marvel's The Avengers
[ ]    Prometheus
[ ]    Skyfall
[ ]    Zero Dark Thirty

Music - Original Score:

[ ]    Mychael Danna - Life of Pi
[ ]    Alexandre Desplat - Zero Dark Thirty
[ ]    Danny Elfman - Silver Linings Playbook
[ ]    Jonny Greenwood - The Master
[ ]    Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek & Tom Tykwer - Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Nathan Johnson - Looper
[ ]    Dario Marianelli - Anna Karenina
[ ]    Dan Romer & Benh Zeitlin - Beasts of the Southern Wild
[ ]    Marc Streitenfeld - The Grey
[ ]    John Williams - Lincoln

Music - Original Song: (select link to listen)

[ ]    Adele, Paul Epworth & J.A.C. Redford - "Skyfall" - Skyfall
[ ]    The Arcade Fire - "Abraham's Daughter" - The Hunger Games
[ ]    The Civil Wars - "Kingdom Come" - The Hunger Games
[ ]    Mark Duplass & Ryan Miller - "Big Machine" - Safety Not Guaranteed
[ ]    Florence + the Machine & James Newton Howard - "Breath of Life" - Snow White and the Huntsman
[ ]    Hugh Jackman & Claude-Michel Schönberg - "Suddenly" - Les Misérables
[ ]    John Legend - "Who Did That to You?" - Django Unchained
[ ]    Mumford & Sons & Birdy - "Learn Me Right" - Brave
[ ]    Rick Ross & Jamie Foxx - "100 Black Coffins" - Django Unchained
[ ]    Paul Williams - "Still Alive" - Paul Williams Still Alive

Music - Use of Previously Recorded Song; Feature:

[ ]    The Animals - "Boom Boom" - Skyfall
[ ]    Luis Bacalov & Rocky Roberts - "Django" - Django Unchained
[ ]    Led Zeppelin - "When the Levee Breaks" - Argo
[ ]    M83 - "This Bright Flash" - Chronicle
[ ]    Nine Inch Nails - "Last" - The Cabin in the Woods

Music - Use of Previously Recorded Song; Trailer:

[ ]    Aerosmith - "Dream On" - Argo
[ ]    James Brown - "The Payback" - Django Unchained
[ ]    Françoise Hardy - "Le Temps De L'amour" - Moonrise Kingdom
[ ]    La Roux - "In for the Kill (Skream Remix)" - Dredd 3D
[ ]    Talking Heads - "Road to Nowhere" - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

Animated Feature Film:

[ ]    Brave
[ ]    Frankenweenie
[ ]    From Up on Poppy Hill (Kokuriko-zaka kara)
[ ]    Hotel Transylvania
[ ]    Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
[ ]    ParaNorman
[ ]    The Painting (Le Tableau)
[ ]    The Pirates! Band of Misfits
[ ]    Rise of the Guardians
[ ]    Wreck-It Ralph

Documentary Feature Film:

[ ]    5 Broken Cameras
[ ]    The Central Park Five
[ ]    Chasing Ice
[ ]    How to Survive a Plague
[ ]    The Imposter 
[ ]    Marley
[ ]    Room 237
[ ]    Searching for Sugar Man
[ ]    This is Not a Film
[ ]    We Are Legion: The Story of the Hacktivists

Foreign Language Film:

[ ]    Amour - Austria
[ ]    Barbara - Germany
[ ]    Beyond the Hills (Dupa dealuri) - Romania
[ ]    Holy Motors - France
[ ]    The Intouchables - France
[ ]    Kon-Tiki - Norway
[ ]    Lore - Australia
[ ]    No - Chile
[ ]    A Royal Affair (En kongelig affære) - Denmark
[ ]    War Witch (Rebelle) - Canada

Animated Performance:

[ ]    Danny DeVito - The Lorax
[ ]    Kelly Macdonald - Brave
[ ]    Seth MacFarlane - Ted
[ ]    John C. Reilly - Wreck-It Ralph
[ ]    Alan Tudyk - Wreck-It Ralph

Villainous Performance:

[ ]    Javier Bardem - Skyfall
[ ]    Leonardo DiCaprio - Django Unchained
[ ]    Tom Hardy - The Dark Knight Rises
[ ]    Tom Hiddleston - Marvel's The Avengers
[ ]    Charlize Theron - Snow White and the Huntsman

Comedic Performance:

[ ]    Jack Black - Bernie
[ ]    Josh Brolin - Men In Black 3
[ ]    Kiera Knightley - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
[ ]    Sean William Scott - Goon
[ ]    Channing Tatum - 21 Jump Street

Cameo / Bit-Part Performance:

[ ]    Johnny Depp & Peter DeLuise - 21 Jump Street
[ ]    Bob Gunton & Philip Baker Hall - Argo
[ ]    Viggo Mortensen - On the Road
[ ]    Cillian Murphy - The Dark Knight Rises
[ ]    Harry Dean Stanton - Marvel's The Avengers

Breakthrough Performance:

[ ]    Jared Gilman - Moonrise Kingdom
[ ]    Kara Hayward - Moonrise Kingdom
[ ]    Tom Holland - The Impossible
[ ]    Suraj Sharma - Life of Pi
[ ]    Quvenzhané Wallis - Beasts of the Southern Wild

Breakthrough Filmmaker:

[ ]    Stephen Chbosky - The Perks of Being a Wallflower
[ ]    Panos Cosmatos - Beyond the Black Rainbow
[ ]    Drew Goddard - The Cabin in the Woods
[ ]    Josh Trank - Chronicle
[ ]    Benh Zeitlin - Beasts of the Southern Wild

Cast:

[ ]    Argo
[ ]    The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
[ ]    Cloud Atlas
[ ]    Django Unchained
[ ]    Flight
[ ]    Les Misérables
[ ]    Lincoln
[ ]    Marvel's The Avengers
[ ]    Seven Psychopaths
[ ]    Silver Linings Playbook

Scene:

[ ]    The Cabin in the Woods - Purging the system.
[ ]    The Grey - The plane crash.
[ ]    Marvel's The Avengers - Fighting the Chitauri in and above the streets of NY.
[ ]    Skyfall - Bond stalks and grapples Patrice in a Shanghai building.
[ ]    Zero Dark Thirty - Into the compound.

Quote:

[ ]     The Dark Knight Rises - "I am Gotham's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on."
[ ]     The Grey - "Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day."
[ ]     Lincoln - "Each of us has made it possible for the other to do terrible things."
[ ]     Marvel's The Avengers - "Puny god."
[ ]     Moonrise Kingdom - "I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space."

Tagline:

[ ]     Argo - "The Movie Was Fake. The Mission Was Real."
[ ]     Casa de mi Padre - "Funniest Movie You'll Ever Read."
[ ]     Pitch Perfect - "Get Pitch Slapped."
[ ]     Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - "Nice Knowing You."
[ ]     Seven Psychopaths - "They Won't Take Any Shih Tzu."

Poster Art: (select link to view)

[ ]    The Amazing Spider-Man (Teaser)
[ ]    Beyond the Black Rainbow (One Sheet)
[ ]    The Cabin in the Woods (One Sheet)
[ ]    Chronicle (One Sheet)
[ ]    Killing Them Softley (One Sheet 11)
[ ]    The Master (Teaser)
[ ]    Moonrise Kingdom (One Sheet)
[ ]    Safety Not Guaranteed (One Sheet 2)
[ ]    Stand Up Guys (One Sheet)
[ ]    Zero Dark Thirty (Teaser)

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Most Underrated Film:

(Winner to be announced)

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"Grindhouse" Film Award:

Films that uphold the "Grindhouse" traditions of off-beat, exploitative, and taboo subjects, guerrilla filmmaking techniques, and unconventional narrative structures, without which filmmaking as a whole cannot move forward.

[ ]    Beyond the Black Rainbow
[ ]    Iron Sky
[ ]    The Man with the Iron Fists
[ ]    The Tall Man
[ ]    V/H/S


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Special Achievement Award:

(Winner to be announced)
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Again, thank you for your participation.

Please submit your votes by Monday February 18, 2013. The results will be posted soon thereafter.

- gARTh -

4.17.2012

An open letter to the music industry...

What I have to say goes for everyone involved in the music industry, from the men that collect the checks at the labels all the way down to the lowly artists that create everything the business is built on. It is not for any one person that does any particular job, but just: everyone.

In this age of digital downloads (both by legal and illegal means, because let's be completely honest from here on out, and agree to disagree that the illegal downloading of music isn't going anywhere), music streaming, and the purchasing of songs and/or albums via internet connection, it has come to my frustrating attention that it is becoming harder and harder to find music. One would think this is a mistake, as I tend to, because how can that possibly be the case. There is more music at our fingertips than ever before (or so has been said), and yet if you search Google to listen to a song that is readily available to radio stations across the country/world, you have a pretty good chance that you aren't going to be able to listen to it. You'll find plenty of links to what you want to hear, but those links will be broken.

You're probably going to be given, first and foremost, a Youtube link, or dozens of them, depending on the popularity of your query. Those links will either not be the full song, just some 30 second clip similar to a track preview on Amazon.com to give you a small unsatisfying taste that will undoubtedly make you want to shell out $15-$20, or the links won't load because they've been taken down due to copyright claims (i.e. the song was illegally uploaded by someone not affiliated with it and therefore was taken down by the Record Label/Artist, etc.). Second on your search for music you'll be given the safer choice of listening to a streaming source via the wonders of internet radio. Last.fm, Pandora, and a plethora of podcasts and over-the-net cousins to actual radio stations give listeners the experience of listening to radio stations catering to the listener's tastes. The problem is, if you've ever used one of these, if you want to hear a certain song by a certain band, you can't. Just like radio has always been, you'll never catch the songs you really want to hear, and are instead going to be subjected to songs by other bands in whatever genre, or other songs by the band you were in fact looking for. The only difference between real radio and internet radio is the songs that they play, the ones you weren't looking for and didn't want to hear, can be skipped... or at least the first five can, and then you'll be notified that due to copyright laws you are only allowed to skip five songs in any one-hour period. The rest of the links on your Google search are to articles and music blogs that just link to one of the videos that popped up first. In other words, your search is already over.

So what do you do now?

You can cross that legal/illegal line and find it the good ol' fashioned way by downloading a torrent, although the origins of the torrent are probably from God-knows-where, and even then you have no idea what you're actually getting  until you download it and hit 'play' (because, let's face it, most people know jack shit about music, and songs and artists can easily be mislabeled by someone that has no idea what they're talking about. Like that time I thought I was getting a rare Ministry song and it turned out to be a song by Prong. By the way, if you don't know, those two bands sound nothing alike). Lots of people do the torrent thing, I personally do not. Too "iffy."

You could just purchase the song in question from a site like Amazon.com or iTunes, although just because the song is on the radio and is "available to listen to" does not mean it is available to purchase. And even if it is, some songs are iTunes exclusive, so if you don't use iTunes (like me) then you can't get it anyway, at least for a while (usually the exclusiveness runs its course and it'll eventually be available on other sites... eventually). All this aside, it seems like a lot to go through, searching for and purchasing a song that you just wanted to listen to.

Your third option, and the one I'm taking, is to do nothing, and instead write about everything wrong with the music industry's handling of their own merchandise in the internet age, and post it online with the nonexistent hope that someone might read it and fix the problems. (Okay, so it's more about venting than nobly trying to change the world... whatever).

The music industry is trying to sell music, right? However, they've become ever increasingly stringant on letting their consumers hear the music they have to sell beforehand. (This is nothing new, it's been getting worse and worse for the last decade). They don't allow sites to stream the song, for fear that someone will illegally grab it and therefore they'll lose money. They don't allow sites like Youtube to share it, because they view Youtube as a direct threat and quite possibly the biggest enemy of the music industry (when actually, in my opinion, it's the only thing saving it). They don't allow you to hear a single until there's an official video posted by VEVO or some other corporate internet alternative to what MTV used to be, or on the radio (which again, hope you have some time to kill, because it might be a while before your song is queued up).

When you order food through a drive-thru window at a fast-food restaurant, how often is it that your order is incorrect? Not all of the time, I'd hope, but it does happen more than it probably should. After the first few times, or maybe just the first depending on how forgiving you are, you learn to check your bag before you leave the line or at least leave the parking lot. You say to yourself, "I'm not going to chance getting all the way home and realizing that my food was cold/bad/wrong/prepared incorrectly, etc. Most people feel this way about music, too. You don't want to get to the final step of your journey of purchasing and getting home and opening it up and popping it in before you realize that there's a problem. The way the music industry works now, you wouldn't even have a very good idea of what the food even was on the fast-food menu. Just some vague idea that it's some kind of burger.

I realize this does not apply to every music artist. In fact, if you listen to the radio and don't hear a song by Rihanna or Lady Gaga or Nickelback, then I'm afraid that I have to inform you that you're deaf. I'm talking about the thousands upon thousands of other artists that aren't the "big thing right now." There are plenty of household name artists that aren't getting played and aren't getting promoted like they should. In fact, the song that inspired this rant is a brand new single by a big name artists that's the lead-off promoter to one of the biggest films of this upcoming summer season, and it boggles my mind to know that I cannot hear it online. With the billions of sites out there, I can probably find a cure for cancer in just a few clicks, but I can't hear a brand new single. I'll have to wait a month and buy it based on a 22 second clip, because every single option the music industry has given me has failed, and almost every single illegal one has been removed.

But, I will not buy it in a month or so. I will wait until it's old news and forgotten and then I'll pick it up cheap, quite easily, because they'll have moved on to making it frustrating for fans of another artist.

Now, about Youtube, because I want to clarify my statement before that it's the only thing saving the music industry. Despite the uploading of songs by users that do not own the copyright and therefore are not legally able to upload the material in question, and despite the music industry's attempts to stifle this out-of-control site that seems to spit in the faces of what they're trying to do (make as much money as possible while giving consumers as little as possible), it is the only place these days you can, possibly, listen to a song, in full, before you purchase an album without going through the radiowaves song by song until you get lucky and stumble across it. Youtube lets you type in a search and pull up a query and listen. Simple. The last time I bought an album at face value without knowing anything about it or hearing anything on it: 2002 or so. The last time I bought an album because I heard a song on the radio: I have no idea, but it would have to have been during the late 90's because I stopped listening to the radio for fear of my sanity. I don't know how many albums I've purchased because I've had Youtube as a source of music-finding, but it's a lot. And I will continue to do it for as long as that site is able to remain active. In fact, when I'm looking for music, I'll generally open up Amazon.com and search their music calendar and in another tab I'll open Youtube so I can hear a song or two as I go through Amazon's list. Youtube and purchasing albums go hand in hand, for me.

When a song is put on Youtube by a normal user, it's because that person is a fan of the song and the artist. Fans want to share the artist with others, to spread the word and get that song out there. That's what fans do. They share the love. What's wrong with that? If there is no viable alternative, as I've pointed out there is not, then the greatest asset to an artist (an artist that's not the flavor-of-the-week) is its fan promotion via Youtube. Where else is a fan supposed to go to hear new music from an artist they love? The official website? Please! Most aren't even updated regularly, and in fact lots of them are still promoting albums and news from several years ago. Their last.fm channel? It only plays songs by artists similar to that artist, not by that artist. iTunes and Amazon.com? Only if you can tell by a 20-30 second clip if you like a song, but generally all you hear is the intro and the clip fades out as the song is starting, or the clip is of some random part in the song that, taken out of context, leaves you wondering what you're even listening to. How about an official video, sanctioned by the record label and approved for mass distribution via the appropriate channels? All well and good, but most artists don't make music videos anymore because there's such a limited market for videos these days, and even the ones that do don't make them in a timely fashion to have it out when the single hits the radio. So by the time you finally get the video, you've probably already bought the album used somewhere for half-price.

Are some people going to exploit the Youtube video and find a way to illegally rip the audio so that they don't have to purchase the song? Yes. But people that want to steal music will find a way to do it. This hasn't changed. In fact, before the internet age, there was this hokey thing called "stealing from the store," also referred to in some circles as "the five-finger discount." Those were crazy times. The only thing that's changed is that the music industry has created an environment where the fans feel aggressive towards the labels, and therefore the artists, because the fans have been pushed around and over-charged and treated like shit for so many years, they feel like they're "owed" something, and that something happens to be the music. Polls have been done that show that most people illegally download music, if not always then at least on occasion. The polls also show that the number of people that think it's okay to illegally download music but don't think it's right to illegally download movies don't add up at all. Which means, people have a grudge against the music industry, not a clepto urge that needs to be satisfied. They just feel like the music should be free. Why? Because the music industry left the floodgates open a decade ago, and upon realizing their mistake decided to resort to extreme measures to stop the spreading behavior. This has only fueled people's feelings and allowed the behavior to take root. Good job, music industry! You created your own worst enemy in the very people you need to sustain your business.

And so now here I am, not listening to an available single because I don't use iTunes (it'll screw up my music library on my computer, if it didn't screw with my organizing then I would, but it does and so I don't), I don't listen to the radio, over-the-air or via internet (and when I do they never play the song I'm trying to hear, but a bunch of older songs), I don't download illegal torrents, and the record company has taken down all of the videos and every streaming player, video and audio, even the ones that at one point were officially posted by them. So instead, I'm bitching about things I hate about an industry that I don't think knows what it's doing, and how all of that affects me.

- gARTh -

4.10.2012

Movies I Feel I've, Honestly, Watched the Most

There is no way to accurately account for the number of times I've watched a film, so this list was compiled by going through the films that I know that I watch constantly, good and bad, and placing them in an order that "feels right" to me. These are movies that I watch when I just want to watch something, anything, because there's nothing on TV. The ones that constantly play on TV, and every single time I have to stop and watch. The ones I go to for solace, comfort, or escape. The ones that have been with me the longest, because I discovered them at a young age and, to date, have never let go. There aren't going to be a lot of great films on this list, because most great films aren't easily watched, consecutively that is. This list has nothing to do with how much I like the movie, but just the sheer amount of entertainment I get out of it again and again and again. I know all the dialogue (or most of it, anyway), where and when I first saw it, and each has memory upon memory and story upon story evoked when just the title is mentioned. So... without any further ado... here's the list of films I've watched the most in my life thus far.

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  1. The Crow
  2. The Lost Boys
  3. Batman
  4. Ghostbusters
  5. Big Trouble In Little China
  6. The Princess Bride
  7. Moulin Rouge!
  8. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  9. Transylvania 6-5000
  10. Labyrinth
  11. The Monster Squad
  12. Clue
  13. Aladdin
  14. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
  15. The Goonies
  16. Die Hard
  17. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  18. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  19. Aliens
  20. Beetlejuice
  21. Back to the Future
  22. Bram Stoker's Dracula
  23. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  24. Conan: The Barbarian
  25. Teen Wolf
  26. Dazed and Confused
  27. National Lampoon's Vacation
  28. The Last Starfighter
  29. Ghostbusters II
  30. Willow
  31. The Matrix
  32. Stripes
  33. Howard the Duck
  34. Revenge of the Nerds
  35. An American Werewolf in London
  36. Real Genius
  37. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  38. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  39. Jurassic Park
  40. 12 Monkeys
  41. Stand By Me
  42. Predator
  43. Darkman
  44. The Neverending Story
  45. Se7en
  46. Spaceballs
  47. True Romance
  48. The Fugitive
  49. Top Secret!
  50. The Thing
  51. Hackers
  52. Total Recall
  53. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
  54. Fight Club
  55. The Frighteners
  56. Trading Places
  57. Jaws
  58. Tombstone
  59. Time Bandits
  60. Airplane!
  61. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  62. A Christmas Story
  63. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
  64. UHF
  65. The Big Lebowski
  66. Meatballs
  67. The Shining
  68. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
  69. Legend
  70. The Three Amigos
  71. Forrest Gump
  72. Gremlins
  73. The Blues Brothers
  74. Rambo: First Blood Part II
  75. Dirty Rotten Soundrels
  76. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
  77. Mallrats
  78. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
  79. Clash of the Titans (1981)
  80. Tommy Boy
  81. The Fifth Element
  82. Heavy Metal
  83. Superman II
  84. Independence Day
  85. Hook
  86. Dick Tracy
  87. Parenthood
  88. Troll 2
  89. My Cousin Vinny
  90. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
  91. Demolition Man
  92. Major League
  93. Tank Girl
  94. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  95. Shrek 2
  96. Waxwork
  97. Home Alone
  98. Monsters, Inc.
  99. Explorers
  100. The 'Burbs

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- Honorable Mention:

  1. Dark City
  2. Good Will Hunting
  3. High Fidelity
  4. JFK
  5. The Muppet Movie
  6. Pulp Fiction
  7. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
  8. Snatch
  9. Trainspotting
  10. The Usual Suspects

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- Movies That Will Be On the List Soon Enough:

  1. The Brothers Bloom
  2. The Departed
  3. Grindhouse
  4. King Kong
  5. Lucky Number Slevin
  6. Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
  7. Sherlock Holmes
  8. Sin City
  9. Speed Racer
  10. Zombieland

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If any of you feel like trying this list, my advice is to be honest with yourself. I mean, there are plenty of movies that I'd claim as an absolute favorite, but as I started the list I realized to my dismay that I don't watch them often enough to warrant a place on this list. Most of the time, it was because I purposefully don't watch certain movies a lot so that I won't get tired of them. That's why there aren't a lot of Nolan or Tarantino movies on the list, why "The Shawshank Redemption" and "The Silence of the Lambs" are absent, and why Fincher's films aren't in my Top 10. Just be honest with yourself, and don't be afraid to include those embarrassing ones (like "Home Alone") that you know you've seen more times than you care to admit, whether you wanted to or not. It's about finding that balance of films you used to watch as a kid all the time and the ones that you've never outgrown and still watch. Or ones you've grown attached to as you've gotten older, or revisited and kept going back. Ask yourself, especially when it comes to films of the last decade, if you've really watched this newer film more than films from your childhood (it's harder the older you are). It's a hard list to attempt, but it's a lot of fun and worth the trip down memory lane you'll have once you can get it going.

This list is, in my opinion, one of the most personal lists I've come up with. It has nothing to do with how good the films are, in your eyes or anyone else's. It has nothing to do with anything other than your viewing habits, but those habits can tell a lot about a person. For instance, comedy is the genre that I don't tend to think of as a genre that is "me." I prefer darker, weirder, psychologically challenging films. Oddly enough, though, I realized that almost half of my list was comedies, so even though they aren't my all-time favorites I sure do watch them a lot. So in doing this list, I found out that I do, in fact, like watching comedies, despite what I previously had thought about my own viewing habits.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. I'm currently finishing up a mammoth list right now with my brother Trey, so stay tuned for that one.

- gARTh -